1. [] You have a penis.  

2. [x] You would prefer having a penis.

3. [x] You don't wear makeup.

4. [x] You love sports.

5. [ ] You play COD on XBOX LIVE.

6. [x] You constantly make references to Family Guy, Monty Python, Eddie Izzard ect.

7. [] You enjoy UFC fighting.

8. [X] You wanted to be a policeman, firefighter, soldier, ninja, as a child.

9. [x] You like action anime, movies, games, comic books.

10. [x] You like violent music.

11. [x] You don't care how you smell.

12. [x] You look up to male role-models.

13. [ ] You can relate to guy logic.

14. [] You speak man, as in tools, cars ect (very little)

15. [] You like baggy clothes.

16. [x] You like a well tailored suit.

17. [x] You love memes.

18. [ x] You like big dogs.

19. [x] Fedoras are cool. (As are Fez)

20. [x] You don't care about interior design, just that everything in your house works.

21. [x ] You don't care who sees you scratch yourself.

22. [] You sit with your legs apart.

23. [ ] You don't understand women.

24. [X] You rarely cry in front of people.

25. [x] You'll gladly open a can of whoop-ass on any douche who's asking for it.

26. [x] You like weaponry. Swords, guns, ect

27. [x] You hold doors for women/disabled.

28. [ ] You brag about how much you can bench.

29. [ ] You have facial/chest hair.

30. [x] You aren't ashamed of your bromance.

Total: 20

Feminine Traits

1. [x] You have a vagina.

2. [ ] You would prefer having a vagina.

3. [] You like doing/having someone do your hair, nails, makeup, etc.

4. [X] You wish you were thinner.

5. [X] You play Kingdom Hearts, Animal Crossing, or Harvest Moon.

6. [] You are always singing along with pop music, Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, ect.

7. [] You watch Glee, various Girl Power anime, or Jersey Shore, or anything on STYLE, WE TV, OWN, etc. (FUCK. NO.)

8. [x] You wanted to be a princess, dancer, pop star, model, celebrity, as a child.

9. [x] You like fantasizing about the perfect romantic night out with your boyfriend/girlfriend.

10. [] You like pop music, or anything happy and cute.

11. [ ] You are very self conscious, and what some other bitch says about you could either make your day or bring your world crashing around your feet.

12. [ ] You look up to female role-models.

13. [] You can relate to women.

14. [] You speak girl, as in makeup, hair, shoes, shopping, ect. )

15. [] You like cute clothes.

16. [x ] You love a nicely laced corset.

17. [X] You love to dye your hair.

18. [x] A tub of ice cream or a candy bar can fix everything. (GIVE ME CHOCOLATE AND NO ONE GETS SMASHED! -Hulks-)

19. [ ] Everything in your house is nicely arranged, and matches.

20. [ ] You worry you'll never settle down and have children.

21. [ ] You cross your legs and have good posture.

22. [ ] The male brain is a mystery.

23. [ ] You don't mind letting your feelings out.

24. [ x] You're just waiting for the right person to sweep you off your feet.

25. [x] You are extremely jealous, some bitch looks at your person and you'll rip her f*cking eyes out with a melon baller.

26. [ ] One of the first things you want to know about a person is their astrology.  

27. [x] Happiness is a nice, long hot bath, with bubbles

28. [x] Once a month, you let your bitchiness take over.

29. [x] You love cute little animals.

30. [x] You have a LOT of pillows on your bed.

Total: 14